Finance Buzz is hiring a person to listen to break-up songs for 24 hours. The company’s ad reads …
We’re looking for someone who has recently gotten out of a relationship to listen to 24 hours of heartbreak-inspired songs. Breakups are never easy, and they can be costly! We’ll pay the hired DJ of Heartache $1,100 to listen to some of the most infamous heartbreak hits, then categorize them into 5 new playlists to become the soundtrack of every breakup phase.
After listening to anthems of the heartbroken for 24 hours, you’ll help us generate playlists for each of the five stages of grief after a breakup:
Denial
Anger
Relapse
Depression
Acceptance (or as we like to call it – moving on!)
** People can apply for the job by Googling: ” FinanceBuzz DJ of Heartache.”
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