Oscar Mayer is selling a bologna face mask on Amazon. It costs $5.
It’s description reads: “Our bologna has a nickname and it’s B-E-A-U-T-Y. Put it on your face, not your sandwich. Witch Hazel Botanical and seaweed-derived ingredients protect and hydrate. Collagens lock in moisture and promote skin elasticity. Bologna-design induces unparalleled serotonin surges and a prolific amount of selfies. Treat yo’self. Meat yo’self. Or better yet, give the gift of bologna bliss to others. Nothing says “I love you” like a slice of self-care. Remember: You can’t spell delightful without deli”
By the way, the masks do not contain any meat 🙂
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