A UK casino is hiring a Simpsons Analyst. The Platin Casino is going to pay their analyst $7,000 to watch every episode of the Fox TV show. They will also receive a weekly box of donuts.
The casino says, “We thought we’d put The Simpsons to the test and see if, after analyzing every single episode, it can help us to predict the future. The Simpsons Series Analyst will watch and analyze all episodes from the 33 seasons, along with The Simpsons spinoff movie. During each episode, the professional will be asked to take notes on stand-out storylines to help the company’s team of prediction experts evaluate the probability of each one happening for real.”
The actual job description reads …
The Simpsons Series Analyst is an eight-week long role
The job would require a minimum of 35.5 hours of work a week, so all 284 hours of the TV show and spinoff film can be watched over the employment period.
The Simpsons Series Analyst will watch and analyse all episodes from the 33 seasons, along with The Simpsons spinoff movie.
During each episode the professional will be asked to take notes on stand out storylines to feedback to us and our team of prediction experts. We will then compile the events into a list of future predictions with a probability of each one happening.
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